... as first related by my adorably drunken sister-in-law on my wedding day, and then retold and corrected on their wedding card to us.
Rule 1. Everyday is a new adventure.
Rule 2. Only put $5000 down on a house. (worst rule ever)
Rule 3. Don't get so drunk that you forget the 3rd rule.
I would like to note, that the rules are copied verbatim. Almost verbatim. I can't tell from her handwriting if the 't' in worst is a 't' or an 'e', making the phrase in parenthesis 'worse rule ever.'
So I added that whole thing in case it is an 'e' and I get sued for incorrectly quoting her.
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